Ohjeet tyttärelle kun hän menee naimisiin. Sytytä tuli takapihalle ja lämmitä sadevettä padassa. Jos sattuu tuulemaan, niin sijoita pesuvadit siten, ettei savu tule silmiisi. Sekoita lipeää kiehuvaan veteen. Lajittele pyykki kolmeen pinkkaan, yhteen valkoiset, toiseen kirjavat ja kolmanteen työvaatteet ja rievut. Sekoita perunajauhoja kylmään veteen tasaiseksi puuroksi ja ohenna se sitten kiehuvalla vedellä sopivaksi tärkiksi. Hiero pyykkiä pesulautaa vasten, hankaa kovasti, keitä. Hiero myös kirjavat, mutta älä keitä niitä. Huuhtele ne ja kierrä kuiviksi. Nosta valkopyykki padasta pesukartulla. Huuhtele ensin pelkällä vedellä ja sitten sinikuulaa käyttäen kierrä kuivaksi. Levitä vaatteet ruohikolle kuivumaan, ripusta rievut aidalle, kaada huuhteluvesi eläimille, pese lämpimällä pesuvedellä eteisen lattia, muuta yllesi puhdas leninki, kampaa tukkasi, keitä itsellesi kupillinen vahvaa kahvia, lepuuta itseäsi keinutuolissa ja ajattele kuinka hyvä sinun on olla.
Tuhka
Säilytä kannellisessa astiassa. Siivilöi tuhka lipeäksi. 1 litra vettä, 1 kilo tuhkaa saippuaan. Tuhka laitetaan tiheään pussiin ja kastellaan kylmällä vedellä. Keitetään tunnin ajan.
Pieces of human to put to together, to draw a penis, to make sense of male organ, which has a purpose, a meaning, especially cultural meaning and symbolism. To copy what the eye sees, how in detail one should go, how close can you get. How brain understands what it sees with this baggage as what is named and there, understand a function and many functions, where an organ belongs, what it does , what it is, to what category of thought and action it goes. To draw a body part which is so loaded, that it must be hidden.
How to draw a bambi? You need to ditch that chewing gum.
You think about the bambi gliding puzzled on ice with other drawn characters in the movie.
You will shit on yourself when you die. Timeless truth which makes you want to eat less.
Take a pen and draw big eyes. Imagine babylike head of a deer. Cuteness, big eyelashes, watery watery puzzled eyes. Start with kind strokes with the pen like you were petting the head with your hand. Draw outlines and hair bit by bit, slowly. What kind of ears do bambis’ (bombs) have? Kind of delicate but large.
Can you love an ugly child? Fat, tiny, whiny and useless, suddenly appearing into your life? Is it organic or manufactured, artificial or natural? Can you love an ugly child who looks like trouble growing with hunger and thirst, who does not belong here or anywhere but needs a place to stay? Whose whole being yells how out of place she is even though she is quietly looking at you. Can you give affection to a little beast who is an image of you? Maybe forgotten and hidden. Who reminds you of your weaknesses, your desires which you cannot attend to and fulfil because of that visible existence of someone new, an invader, an intruder grabbing you from your gut. Sounds like a leach. Can you put priorities of your own aside and love someone with two heads and a heart that pounds noise in which nobody can sleep, unconditionally, without saying you owe me? Screaming, needy and pathetic, noisier and messier. Heads following sudden ideas, not obeying anything said. Someone with three legs, several hands and wide open mouths nonstop. Can you love an ugly child that needs to be loved more than you could ever imagine, loved more than you love yourself? Put all your warmth on that tiny body that breaks everything just to try out what happens? How much warmth do you have to spare and what changes?
To measure something we do not know with something we think we know. To be exact is difficult. It demands effort and knowing of facts, knowledge over the world, how it is and how we are in it. Such knowledge which is not measured by eyesight and thinking you know takes time to find out and look for. To know how the world and nature work is a very basic method of learning to see connections, links between happenings, reactions and outcomes, comparisons and dimensions. Why something happens as it does and how patterns evolve and appear in front of us, in us and without us. We often like to know how big something is and are astounded by vastness, grandness and miraculous infinite nature of what is, for instance heart of a blue whale, temperature of volcanic lava, suddenness and randomness of nature and how close can we get, yet the very accuracy and beauty of it and danger: distance to Mars and could it be inhabitable. We would like to know and do because we can and cannot. We are curious to the limits and beyond. Whether something could be done just because we can test it and try out, experiment with any cost entails also the question of what should be left undone. Imagining diving inside a blue whale in its veins, imagining being eaten by a whale and ending up in its stomach and staying alive, getting out when it washes out to the shore. Where would we have gone without that experiment? What is unimaginable becomes reality, an adventure, survival, living, breathing, to think how many cars should be put in line to measure the Earth to know its circumference. To measure something which size we cannot comprehend unless we measure it with something we can see and we know, comprehend in everyday life, size of ours.
INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP: TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN.
How many bin Ladens do you make when you kill bin Laden?
(making that money.)
We don’t like those stupid and crazy. We know what is stupid and what is crazy. To eliminate those among us to hold community clean, free, happy, intact and more importantly hygienic and safe. You understand, yes. It is our right as people of God. Chosen ones, choose the ones.
Mother of Madness Mother of Comfort Mother of Thieves Mother of Tears Mother of Psychosis Mother of Mercy Mother of Bread Mother of Night Mother of the Lost Mother of Anti-Social Tendency Mothers of The Disappeared Mothers of The Executed Mothers of Tigers Mothers of The Lonely Mothers of Terrorists Mothers of The Dissidents Mothers of The Freedom Fighters Mothers of Strangers Mother of Suspicion Mothers of Comfort
Blind boys running downhill. I really have witnessed it happening. Oh I have seen the Japanese garden. Fill in the blank, but I don’t think you’ll get the job, Motherfucker.
Elbows wrists, elbows wrists, a pornographic magazine under the loo carpet. Sudden movements and sighs.
Who is that flying through the air? Cover yourself itzy bitzy spider. Limbs breaking the brisk air.
Terrible kleptomaniac spent warmly days in the sun of love. (Don’t ask for permission just do it.)
Call me anything you like, Unemployed Hashtag, Ach Scheissenheit! I’m a real hipster, which definition was quite a surprise to me. Definitely, and it is forever, class and grace of knowing what to wear.
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