HI! I’M LOOKING FOR AN OBJECT THAT LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN BEING. AN OBJECT BEING HUMAN LIKE ALIVE, BUT NOT. A ONE THAT DOESN’T CARE HOW I TREAT ONE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DOES NOT DO WEIRD THINGS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY; LIKE A COW, BUT HUMAN, PREFERABLY BEAUTIFUL. OH YES, CAREFUL PRONUNCIATION OF ENGLISH AND TYPING ABILITIES REQUIRED. ALSO, COMPETITION OF BEST EXPLANATIONS OF NOTHING OPENS RIGHT NOW, PLEASE CALL MY FABULOUS AD OR SEND YOUR SELFMADE APPLICATION and foto.
Prizes in this competition are Bubbles in the Air. Kisskiss!
NEW COMPETITION OPENING RIGHT NOW. BEST ADVISE ON LIVING, HOW It IS DONE, the best yet, how art is done. ODDEST ONES WILL BE PUBLISHED. NO RULES, NO PRIZES, NO DEADLINE, JUST OPEN WILDERNESS AND HOW TO SURVIVE. IS IT LIKE GO ON BREATHING and do your thing? ALSO LOOKING FOR A NINJA BODYGUARD.
Master of other people’s minds, royal gelatin hour taking baths drinking coke, everybody is drinking kuka kula because it is good for you. Try water. Try hunger. Try running. Try not to take orders. Try go fuck yourself. Energy budgets of organisms taken for granted, our enjoyment, our need for pleasure and need to avoid any pain, pain of learning, exercising, walking, studying. I am tired of lies and smiles, of reaching out for possessions and wealth like it would be the dearest of goals in life. Tired of need to fit in. Tired of hearing my way of living is out of the ordinary and something unexpected. Of hearing what you should do but you did not because you are too lazy of changing your habits. Cycles of self-destruction, of not knowing what to do. There is plenty to do, it is waiting to be done.