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Prizes in this competition are Bubbles in the Air. Kisskiss!
NEW COMPETITION OPENING RIGHT NOW. BEST ADVISE ON LIVING, HOW It IS DONE, the best yet, how art is done. ODDEST ONES WILL BE PUBLISHED. NO RULES, NO PRIZES, NO DEADLINE, JUST OPEN WILDERNESS AND HOW TO SURVIVE. IS IT LIKE GO ON BREATHING and do your thing? ALSO LOOKING FOR A NINJA BODYGUARD.
