Hi! I’m looking for an object that looks like a human being. An object being human like alive but not. The One that doesn’t care how I treat one and more importantly does not do weird things in front of everybody; like a cow, but human, preferably beautiful. Oh yes, careful pronunciation of English and typing abilities required. Also, Competition of Best Explanations of Nothing opens Right Now, Please Call my fabulous AP or send your selfmade application to siouxhie@gmail.com. Thank You. Kiitos.

Prizes in this competition are Bubbles in the Air. Kisskiss!